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Post by Bruceleegreyhulk on Jul 28, 2017 8:07:12 GMT -5
Genre: Adventure
Season 1
Episode 1
On a planet in a galaxy far away Sakarias wakes up with a yawn." Ah now that was a nice nap now where was I, oh yeah that's right I need to track down that stupid frogman. He stole my food, And just when I was about to eat it too, stupid frogman's going to pay for that, hmm I wonder what frogman's name is?" Sakarias said.
Sometime earlier on earth in the Central African Republic Sakarias is inside the house of the dictator of the Central African Republic grabbing food and putting it in a bag when suddenly the dictator himself comes in. " Hey no commoner is allowed in here. wait you're with that rebel army," the dictator said.
The dictator calls out for the guards when they don't respond," Guards, guards, hey I'm not paying you all to lie around now get off your lazy buts and apprehend this thief. Hey stop you that food doesn't belong to you," the Dictator said.
Sakarias just smiles at the dictator. "This food belongs to the people, besides you already have enough food, why do you need to take everyone else's you pig," Sakarias said.
The dictator gets angry and shouts at Sakarias, " How dare you insult me I will have you executed for that guards!" Guards, guards, guards, guards, guards, why aren't they coming?" Sakarias said.
Sakarias smiles at the dictator again. " Hey keep your voice down people are trying to sleep," Sakarias said.
The dictator examines the room and sees that a 100 of guards are laying on the ground unconscious. " Who the hell is this guy?" he couldn't be as superhero cause a superhero wouldn't dare attack me outright like this I'm protected by the law I have diplomatic immunity," the dictator said.
" He's not a villain since he never mention harming the people. so just who in the hell is here?" the dictator said.
Sakarias grins at the dictator." who am I? I'm Sakarias, Sunshine Monkey J. Sakarias and I don't give a damn about your diplomatic immunity!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias punches the dictator in the face knocks him out. " That's for the people!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias then hoofs it out of the dictator's home and starts hand out food to the poor citizens that the dictator took food from. " There you go and there's plenty of food to go around people," Sakarias said. After giving out the food Sakarias saves the biggest piece of meat for himself and sits down next to a rock to eat it.
However, just as he is about it a blur comes out of nowhere and snatches his food. " Huh, where did my food go it was just here in my hands a second ago," Sakarias said.
Sakarias looks up and sees a humanoid frog-like alien with five swords getting on board a spaceship with his food." hey frog dude that's mine, give it back," Sakarias said.
Sakarias sees the hanger door of the spaceship quickly closing and the ship about to take off. " Hey come back here with my food you frog bastard!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias's uses his elasticity to grab a hold of the spaceship and sneak inside just as it's about to take off. When it takes out there's suddenly a blue flash and Sakarias suddenly finds himself on another planet far away from home." Wow, I guess "I'm not in Kansas anymore!" Sakarias said.
Back to the Present Sakarias grabs his hat." Okay, time to track that Frog bastard down and make him give me my food back!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias then runs off in a random direction to track down the frog alien who stole his food on this unfamiliar world.
Note : this takes place in 2014.
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Post by Bruceleegreyhulk on Jul 29, 2017 8:01:49 GMT -5
Episode 2
As Sakarias took off, he would soon encounter a humanoid figure sitting on a rock formation." Hi, there I'm Sakarias, Sunshine J. Sakarias. Sakarias is my first name and Sunshine J. is just a title. Anyways this frog guy stole my food and I'm tracking him down," Sakarias said.
Sakarias smiles." Have you seen him? He's carrying five swords on him. Man, I'm so far from earth now probably for the best I guess I'm wanted back on earth," Sakarias said.
" I'm from around there! The moon, to be exact. But I have been around that way in ages. Anyway, yeah, I saw a frog guy with five swords," the Starfish alien said.
The Starfish alien morphs into a beautiful blue eye muscular woman." He paid me not to tell you which way he went.... but he didn't quite pay me enough, " the woman said. The woman pointed off in another direction. "You can probably still catch him if you're fast," the woman said.
Sakarias smiles at the woman." Thanks now to pick up some speed, " Sakarias said. Sakarias stretches his arms and grabs two rock formations pulls himself back then when he gets back far enough he flings himself like a slingshot using elastic potential energy and restoring force to launch himself faster than the speed of sound creating a sonic boom.
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Post by Bruceleegreyhulk on Jul 30, 2017 8:09:47 GMT -5
Episode 3
Curious as to where all this was going the mysterious woman changed into a star form and took flight in pursuit after Sakarias. Hey, wait for me! Came her telepathic signals.
The Frog bastard meanwhile was posted out in Demon-head Canyon, a Canyon that got its name from the two rocks that looked like two giant demon heads. Sitting in the Canyon and eating Sakarias' massive supply of food, without a care in the world. Sakarias sees Demon-Head Canyon in front of him as he hears the telepathic signals in his head, (You're a telepath, huh well that's cool,) Sakarias said in his head.
Sakarias stares at the rock formations. "Dammit, there are two rock formations in my way. Well wouldn't be the first time I crash into something," Sakarias said. Sakarias crashes into one of the rock formations with such force that it crumbles on top of him.
He then burst from the rubble." Yeah, take that stupid rock how dare you tried to stop me from getting my food back!" Sakarias yelled in a silly tone.
Sakarias looks around for the Frog bastard." Now, where's that frog bastard who took my food? Hmm, I hope my tablet isn't broken, Sakarias said.
Sakarias takes his tablet out of his coat pocket and checks to see if it works. " Good it still works, I can still watch One Piece on it, Sakarias said.
Sakarias looks around and sees the frog bastard. " There he is, and he's eating my food that bastard. Hey, that's my food you frog bastard," Sakarias said.
Sakarias pulls his right arm back and stretches it behind him then snaps it forwards. " Pistol Burst," Sakarias said. Sakarias hits the frog bastard square in the stomach, and he goes flying as Sakarias continues to stretch his right arm forward.
Sakarias snaps his right arm back stretches it behind him to snaps it forwards like a slingshot." Slingshot Snatch," Sakarias said.
Sakarias wraps his right arm around the food that the frog bastard hadn't eaten and yanks it towards himself." That's what you get for stealing my food you frog bastard," Sakarias said.
Note: this series is rated TV-14
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Post by Bruceleegreyhulk on Jul 31, 2017 8:38:51 GMT -5
Episode 3 Part 2
Kermit spits at Sakarias and his bullet-like spit hits Sakarias' right eye, and he then catapults Sakarias' body with a green fist. Sending Sakarias Soaring into the distance and snatching the food back, then running away. Sakarias looks at the sky as he flies through the air. " Damn it that frog bastard he ran off with my food again darn it, now how I'm going to catch up to that frog bastard there's nothing to grab," Sakarias said.
Sakarias ponders to himself, (Hmm now, how I'm going to catch that frog bastard ?" Wait my body is rubber-like maybe I can roll myself up into a ball and bounce off the ground!") Sakarias thought.
Sakarias rolls himself up in ball and slams into the ground using the force to bounce his rubber-like body off the ground launching it in the air. Soaring into the distance and slamming into Kermitas at supersonic speeds like a cannonball. Sakarias then unrolls himself and gets up." That's what you get for spitting in my right eye that stung you frog bastard, now hand over my food," Sakarias said.
Magenta continued to watch the fight with amusement. Kermitas then delivers a swift kick to the ass of Sakarias and stands up. So it never occurred to you that a guy might have been half-starving and was so hungry he would steal? How crazy are you to chase someone for something you could've bought like I don't know, a sane person would've?" Kermitas ask with a foot planted in the behind of Sakarias.
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Post by Bruceleegreyhulk on Aug 6, 2017 10:13:03 GMT -5
Episode 4
Sakarias looks at Kermitas. " I stole that food you took from me from a dictator and give a large sum of it to starving people, and I saved some food for myself as a reward but then you come ahead and steal my reward. Anyways you can have the food if I knew you were that hungry I would have given it to you in the first place. Now please get your foot out of my ass, and by the way, I'm a pirate, I steal, drink and genuinely have a good time," Sakarias said.
"Well next time ask before you start punching people and maybe you won't end up on the short end of my blade Rubberband Man. A good time? So overthrowing dictators counts as fun?" Kermitas said as he finished off the food he's eating.
"Well, I didn't overthrow him the bastard's probably still in power. My view of a good time is going on adventures, partying, having the freedom to do as I please. Basically anything that isn't mundane and boring. I can't stand rules or authority, oh by the way my name is Sakarias, Sunshine Monkey J Sakarias," Sakarias said.
Sakarias spots Magenta and stretches his neck towards her until he's face to face with her. " Hey floating star thing how about you, me and frog guy join forces. I always wanted a traveling party, my own crew," Sakarias said.
Sakarias looks at Kermitas. " You know what frogman I'm going to pay you back for this scar you gave me on my back one day," Sakarias said.
Sakarias' stretches his neck like a snake and looks at Magenta. " Hey star thing what do you say want to join forces and forming a pirate crew with frog guy, Say frog guy what's your name? Come on it be fun, we'll go on adventures, drink, rock out and party," Sakarias said.
note: what Kermitas looks like
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Post by Bruceleegreyhulk on Aug 7, 2017 8:59:15 GMT -5
Episode 5
Meanwhile, in a room made entirely of gold sitting on a throne room is a sharply dressed man in a pink suit with sunglasses with two women standing beside him and a bunch of people in suits around him. The man looks at a monitor with an image of a diamond-like gem on it. " Ah, the Ultimate Ice said to be the most valuable object in the universe, If I can get my hands on it I can become the wealthiest being in the universe!" The man said.
One person in the room answers, " Boss Prekikus isn't being the wealthiest being in the Prekikus galaxy and four other galaxies enough? You already own several solar systems plus one galaxy. Not to mention the biggest Amusement park in the cosmos," the second man said.
Prekikus looks at the man. " Simple I'm not satisfied with what I have. I want more I want to own everything it's as simple as that. I want money, women, power, frame and I want it all," Prekikus said.
" But Boss that's crazy talk nobody can own everything." You have the largest park and casino in the five galaxies! What more could you possibly what boss?" the man said.
Prekikus points his hand at the man and suddenly a pool of gold liquid engulfs the man, and he is turned into a golden statue. Prekikus looks at the rest of the people in the room. " Does anyone else want to fucking question me, yeah I didn't think so," Prekikus said.
Prekikus looks at the gold statues that filled the room he's in." the Ultimate Ice will be mine who anybody who stands in my way will end up becoming a part of my collection!" Prekikus said.
Prekikus smiles as he looks at the gold statues in his room knowing that the statues are actually beings who went against him the past. He then looks out a window and gazes upon an Amusement Park & Casino that just seems to stretch over the horizon with no end in sight. An Amusement Park & Casino so massive it's mind-boggling.
He gazes at it. " Okay it's about time to open the biggest Amusement Park & Casino in five galaxies, Astrozone the happiest place in five galaxies to my adoring public!" Prekikus said.
Prekikus takes out what looks like a phone and uses it to look at the stuff he wants. Prekikus looks at a picture of the Milky Way Galaxy. " Ah yes, this galaxy home of a backwater planet (referring to Earth). I would very much want to own That galaxy! I can use it to expand my Amusement Park & Casino," Prekikus said.
The Ultimate Ice
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Post by Bruceleegreyhulk on Aug 13, 2017 12:49:52 GMT -5
Episode 5 Part 2
"It's Kermitas, and I'll hang around, for now. Maybe I'm wrong about you and you're not that much of a selfish jerk !" Kermitas said.
" Kermitas huh that's a cool name. Well, it's settled onward to adventuring, a life of partying, drinking and rock and roll. Hey, let's make a promise that one day we will square off against each other in a rematch, I didn't want to admit earlier, but fighting you Kermitas was kind of fun!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias looks up at the sky and smiles."okay Kermitas and star thing here we go Spring Launch!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias spins around the rock with Kermitas and Magenta and then let's go of the rock formation blasting himself, Kermitas and Magenta high and far into the distance with a wide smile on his face.
Meanwhile, Prekikus is in changing into a gold and white dress suit when a woman walks up to him." Boss the public has arrived," the woman said.
"So tell me Grefyndar what is the attendance like?" Prekikus said.
" It's packed boss. We have all sorts of beings come here from different galaxies today!" Grefyndar said.
Prekikus smiles at this news, "That's good now if you excuse me Grefyndar it's time to greet the public!" Prekikus said.
Just as Prekikus is about to reach for a gold cane. Grefyndar whispers in his ear, " Boss, our satellites pick up three trespassers. Should we do something about them?" Grefyndar said.
Prekikus uses a device that is connected to one of these satellites that shows him video feed. Prekikus looks at Sakarias, Kermitas, and Magenta. Prekikus just looks at the video feed and smiles. " Leave them be, there are just three bums, they pose no real threat to my business!" Prekikus said.
" Okay Boss I tell the others to not go after the three trespassers," Grefyndar said. Later Prekikus is in the certain of the Astrozone about to greet the beings that have come to Astrozone. The place is pack and aliens from different galaxies are roaming around the Astrozone.
Prekikus grabs a golden mic. " Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and girls. I am Prekikus Gurfayway and I like to welcome you all to the happiest place in five galaxies The Astrozone. Please be sure to check out the exotic animal exhibits but don't feed the animals, also check out Astrozone's main attraction the Galactic Speedway the fastest roller coaster in five galaxies, beware folks it's not for the faint of heart," Prekikus said.
Prekikus takes a bow. "So folks please make sure to check out what all Astrozone has to offer! With those words I declare the Astrozone to be open! I hope you folks have a great time after all most of you didn't travel light years to get here for nothing! Now everyone please enjoy yourselves," Prekikus said.
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Post by Bruceleegreyhulk on Aug 14, 2017 11:55:48 GMT -5
Episode 6
Kermitas looks up at the gold color sky. "Here we go, towards good times!" Kermitas said.
Kermitas then looks at Sakarias. " As for the rematch sure that's a promise!" Kermitas said.
Sakarias lands in a town with Kermitas & Magenta skidding across the ground, eventually coming to a full stop. " Yeah, now that was fun. Now to get ourselves a drink, hey Kermitas and star thing did you guys enjoy the ride it was fun wasn't it?" Sakarias said.
Prekikus is watching his park and casino from a gold room and a bunch of space pirates made up of various alien races burst in. " It's foolish of you to have such relax security. It seems to me like you want to be robbed," the Pirate captain said. Prekikus who is sitting there calmly has three women next to him just looks at the leader of these space pirates and smirks.
The pirate captain looks at Prekikus." " What the hell are you so smug for you're about to be robbed, rich boy," The Pirate captain said.
Prekikus tilts his sunglasses. " I'm smug because you, assholes just walk straight into the Sandworm's Den," Prekikus said.
"Sandworm's den huh, I don't see any damn sandworms, " the Pirate captain said.
It's an expression, you dolt! It basically means you assholes cross paths with the wrong person and now you're fucked," Prekikus said.
The Pirate Captain laughs at this." You are trying to threaten my crew that's funny rich boy. I and my crew are going to take everything you have here and there's nothing you can do about it. If you resist, we might go on a killing spree. If you don't want the blood of women and children on your hands then hand everything you have over to my crew," The Pirate Captain said.
" That's not going to happen! What's going to happen is my three lovely ladies here are going to kill you all on my command," Prekikus said.
The Pirate Captain laughs at Prekikus comment. " So those three ladies are going to beat my entire crew don't make me laugh rich boy, " The Pirate Captain said.
Prekikus snaps his fingers. "Grefyndar, Giduiz, Zelikor kill them," Prekikus said. One of the women suddenly disappears and in flash The Pirate Captain sees a bunch of his crew bodies rip to shreds in a bloody mess as if they were cut to pieces.
A woman who stands 5'4" (162.56 cm) with an average build, black hair, red eyes, wearing glasses, a yellow dress suit, a white dress shirt, black gloves, black dress shoes and a red bow in her hair appears behind the Pirate Captain holding thin almost invisible wires in her hands. " My name is Giduiz, and I'm telling you if leave now you might live if choose to stay here and fight you will die. So the best choice for you and your men to do is to leave this place," Giduiz said.
The Pirate Captain scoffs at the woman. " Like hell, I and my crew will retreat we aren't scared of three girls. What are you all just standing around for? Kill these bitches," The Pirate Captain said.
A pirate attempts to take attack Giduiz however at supersonic speeds wires shoot out from Giduiz's body and cuts slices the pirate to ribbons making a bloody mess. Giduiz looks at another woman who stands about 6'4 " (1.93 meters) with a muscular body, white hair, glowing white eyes with tribal tattoo markings, Golden armor and a tribal dress that is shaking her hands in anger. "Well it seems that Zelikor is angry," Giduiz said.
Zelikor looks at the Pirate Captain. " Let me get this right if our boss doesn't hand his stuff over to you. You're going to massacre innocent women and children is that correct?" Zelikor said in anger.
The Pirate Captain smiles at this. " Yeah that's right, and we might kill them slowly to make them suffer," The Pirate Captain said in a sadistic tone.
Zelikor's anger intensifies," I see so that's how it is," Zelikor said. Suddenly Zelikor punches one of the pirates so hard that their entire body explodes in a gory mess. Guys like you who prey on the weak innocent, who enjoy murdering children piss me off," Zelikor said.
Suddenly Zelikor spouts 4 additional golden metallic arms and goes on a rampage slaughtering the pirates in front of her. " I'm going to kill all of you bastards. None of you are going to leave here alive," Zelikor said.
Prekikus grins at the now frighten Pirate captain. " Oh, I did forget to mention each of the lovely ladies has been modified for combat. Giduiz has a special sword embedded in her body that she can manipulate and shape with her mind, and Zelikor is a cyborg. They are more enough to handle the likes of a bunch of good for nothing space pirates," Prekikus said.
The Pirate Captain calls out to his space fleet. " Men fire the cannons fire them now blow this place to hell. Don't leave anyone alive," The Pirate Captain said.
Prekikus opens up a hatch and Zelikor sees the fleet of space ships about to fire as she notices glowing green lights in the sky. Realizing what is about to happen Zelikor suddenly manifests six massive muscular golden arms on back compose energy and uses them to fire a massive beam of energy that takes out the entire space fleet in one shot in a massive explosion. The pirate captain looks up at the sky. " My ship, my beautiful ship, and my entire fleet it's gone, it's all gone, My fleet wiped out by just one woman, this has to be a nightmare," The Pirate captain said.
The Pirate Captain sees another woman who stands 5'6" (167.64 cm) with a voluptuous build wearing an open dress suit showing off her features, brown hair, green skin, yellow eyes, black dress suits and gold earrings sucking the very life out of his crew with a kiss leaving them dried husk. " Women are monsters!" The Pirate Captain said.
Grefyndar looks at The Pirate Captain. " You space pirates all act a big game, but when you come to face with someone superior to you. You all cowered in fear. Choosing to come here and robbed my boss Prekikus was the worst mistake of your lives," Grefyndar said.
Grefyndar kisses the pirate captain's last crew member and it looks like she's sucking the very life out of the blue skin alien. Prekikus looks at the scare space pirate captain. " Now what is happen here is that my girl Grefyndar is doing is that my girl Grefyndar is injected a deadly poison through her saliva into that blue alien's skin. A poison which rapidly breaks down the cellular structure," Prekikus said.
Grefyndar's poison continues to break down the pirate's cellular structure, and once Grefyndar is done the blue skin alien is nothing more than a dried husk. Space Captain looks at all the blood and all the dead bodies of his crew members." Three women, three women killed all my men. It wasn't even a fair match they all got slaughter with ease. The only thing I can do know is pleaded for my life," The Pirate Captain said in a hysterical tone.
The Pirate Captain gets on his hand and knees." I beg you please spare my life. It was wrong for me to come here and I promise I won't bother you again, please just let me go. Find it in your heart to spare my life, " The Pirate Captain said in a scared tone.
" Spare the life of a pirate you have got to be joking. You came here in an attempt to rob me and to murder women and children. Lowlifes like you don't deserve to live. So I'm going to make you a part of my collection," Prekikus said.
Prekikus touches the ground and suddenly the space captain feels his entire body engulf in gold liquid, and he turns into a gold statue with a horrified look on his face. Prekikus looks at the blood on the floor. " Damn pirates I really hate them they always make such a mess. Girls clean this mess up," Prekikus said.
Grefyndar, Zelikor and Giduiz's respond to this at the same time, " As you wish Boss!" they said.
Prekikus ponders to himself (The Milky Way Galaxy is the perfect Galaxy to used to extend my park and casino, but there's one slight problem that damn Intergalactic federation and it's damn laws if I could get my hands on the Ultimate Ice. I could use it to buy off the Intergalactic Federation and then I could be making the rules!) Prekikus thought.
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