The Sunshine Crew and The Quest for The Ultimate Ice Jul 28, 2017 8:07:12 GMT -5
Post by Bruceleegreyhulk on Jul 28, 2017 8:07:12 GMT -5
On a planet in a galaxy far away Sakarias wakes up with a yawn." Ah now that was a nice nap now where was I, oh yeah that's right I need to track down that stupid frogman. He stole my food, And just when I was about to eat it too, stupid frogman's going to pay for that, hmm I wonder what frogman's name is?" Sakarias said.
Sometime earlier on earth in the Central African Republic Sakarias is inside the house of the dictator of the Central African Republic grabbing food and putting it in a bag when suddenly the dictator himself comes in. " Hey no commoner is allowed in here. wait you're with that rebel army," the dictator said.
The dictator calls out for the guards when they don't respond," Guards, guards, hey I'm not paying you all to lie around now get off your lazy buts and apprehend this thief. Hey stop you that food doesn't belong to you," the Dictator said.
Sakarias just smiles at the dictator. "This food belongs to the people, besides you already have enough food, why do you need to take everyone else's you pig," Sakarias said.
The dictator gets angry and shouts at Sakarias, " How dare you insult me I will have you executed for that guards!" Guards, guards, guards, guards, guards, why aren't they coming?" Sakarias said.
Sakarias smiles at the dictator again. " Hey keep your voice down people are trying to sleep," Sakarias said.
The dictator examines the room and sees that a 100 of guards are laying on the ground unconscious. " Who the hell is this guy?" he couldn't be as superhero cause a superhero wouldn't dare attack me outright like this I'm protected by the law I have diplomatic immunity," the dictator said.
" He's not a villain since he never mention harming the people. so just who in the hell is here?" the dictator said.
Sakarias grins at the dictator." who am I? I'm Sakarias, Sunshine Monkey J. Sakarias and I don't give a damn about your diplomatic immunity!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias punches the dictator in the face knocks him out. " That's for the people!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias then hoofs it out of the dictator's home and starts hand out food to the poor citizens that the dictator took food from. " There you go and there's plenty of food to go around people," Sakarias said. After giving out the food Sakarias saves the biggest piece of meat for himself and sits down next to a rock to eat it.
However, just as he is about it a blur comes out of nowhere and snatches his food. " Huh, where did my food go it was just here in my hands a second ago," Sakarias said.
Sakarias looks up and sees a humanoid frog-like alien with five swords getting on board a spaceship with his food." hey frog dude that's mine, give it back," Sakarias said.
Sakarias sees the hanger door of the spaceship quickly closing and the ship about to take off. " Hey come back here with my food you frog bastard!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias's uses his elasticity to grab a hold of the spaceship and sneak inside just as it's about to take off. When it takes out there's suddenly a blue flash and Sakarias suddenly finds himself on another planet far away from home." Wow, I guess "I'm not in Kansas anymore!" Sakarias said.
Back to the Present Sakarias grabs his hat." Okay, time to track that Frog bastard down and make him give me my food back!" Sakarias said.
Sakarias then runs off in a random direction to track down the frog alien who stole his food on this unfamiliar world.
Note : this takes place in 2014.